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pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

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(via itsaguppiething)

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If I was a guy for a day,

thecolorplaid:

I would:

  • Masturbate.
  • Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
  • Walk around the house naked.
  • Pee behind a building.
  • Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
  • Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
  • Stare at my penis. 
  • Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

(Source: emikattt, via itsaguppiething)

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